About Me

  • About Me: I'm searching for the honest book of truth. I wrote the Voynich manuscript, but I'm tight lipped. I like to walk through walls, enter parallel dimensions, and I store all of my belongings in bliss. I just made a down payment on 10 tons of flax and my pineal gland was lop sided before I read the Principia Discordia. Now I can learn more and understand less. Hail Eris and Emperor Norton. I'm a Discordian Pope, a Chaosopher, and a Sacred Keeper of the Chao. I'm wary of instructions so as not to become the instructions. I once saw the hotel walls and ceiling dripping with blood and was unfazed but I lost all of the hair on my body. I'm an authorized planet operator working under the Schwa Corporation drinking Heavenly Hill vodka until my mind runs dry.

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Beck, April March, Rosalia De Sousa, Bjork, The Herbaliser, Two Lone Swordsmen, Autechre, Qeshi, Chemical Brothers, Aphex Twin, The Future Sound of London, Lords of Acid, Amorpheus Androgenous, Orbital, DJ Master Mike, KMFDM, The Prodigy, The Talking Heads,
  • Favorite Albums: Sea Change, Mellow Gold, The Richard D James Album, Paris in April
  • Favorite Genre: Beck, techno
  • Favorite Songs: Satan gave me a taco, Sweet Sunshine, Second Scout, Second Bad Vibel, Cascade
  • Favorite Lyrics: A man gave me a ticket when I tried to kick it, leanin on my biscuit, give me some sympathy. Don't get bent out of shape my friend no don't get bent out of shape. I feel like a piece of shit.
  • Songs for Roadtrips: Satan gave me a taco,
  • Songs I hate: pop, boy bands
  • Songs I repeat the most: everything by Beck
  • Band I wish I was in: KMFDM, Shigeru Miyamoto's Band, The Lords of Acid

Television

  • Favorite Shows: Boogiepop Phantom, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, How I met your Mother, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, Aeon Flux, Nova, Everybody Loves Raymond, Salad Fingers (only it's only on the internets), Futurama, The Oblongs, Liquid Television, Amp, Southpark, Three's Company, Police Squad, The King of Queens, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, The Critic, The Electric Company, Sports Night, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Mad TV, The Kids in the Hall, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Oz, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Ellen, The Ellen Degeneres Show, Late Night with Conan O' Brian
  • Favorite Channels: Fox, Comedy Central, G4, Sci Fi, PBS
  • Favorite Reruns: Threes Company, The Simpsons, Futurama, Seinfeld,
  • Most Addictive Show: Dragon Ball, DBZ, and GT, Sports Night, 24,
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Space Ghost, Conan O' Brian, Dave Letterman
  • Favorite Episode: Mr Anderson's Balls, The first episode of Aeon Flux from Liquid Television, when Space Ghost marries Bjork
  • Characters you relate to: Homer, Trevor Goodchild, Beavis and Butthead, Kramer, Larry David, George Kastanza
  • Favorite Theme Song: Boogiepop Phantom, Three's Company, Space Ghost, Conan O Brian, Magnum PI, The HitchHiker, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Show I Secretly Watch: General Hospital, Angel, Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Oprah, Doctor Phil, Friends
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Critic, Arrested Development, Wonder Falls

Food

  • Favorite Dishes: my grandma's goulash, and her cheesy potatoes, cheeseburger pie, lasagna, some pizza. Bacon. Mashed Potatoes.
  • Favorite Desserts: cheesecake
  • Favorite Drinks: vodka
  • Favorite Junk Foods: dorritos, sugar, bacos
  • Best meal ever: The Soaring Eagle Buffet
  • Favorite Restaurants: The Soaring Eagle Buffet
  • Foods I hate: rancid garbage. Bonkers cat treats.

Movies

  • Favorite Movies: Save the Green Planet. Interstate 60. The wall. Back to the future, the wizard of oz, the Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Favorite Actors: Bruce Campbell
  • Favorite Genre: whatever genre Save the green planet was. Dude!!! Seriously !!! You must see this movie. You will regret it for the rest of your life if you don't.
  • Favorite Soundtracks: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Save The Green Planet
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: Mpah. Oown. Oown. Oown!!!
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Save the green planet.
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: Byungoo Lee

Travel

  • Places I love: Syril Ramaphosa, the peace chamber, alternate realities
  • Places I've been: Nowhere when I was noone. The omniverse.
  • Places to see before I die: the afterlife, valhalla, the insides of my retina. Nirvana, the Sun. The highest highs and the lowest lows. The known knowns and known unknowns. The rest.
  • Dream Vacation: Subcon, Slumberland, Pure Chaos. Fnord land.

Books

  • Favorite Books: Principia Discordia, Illuminatus, Schwa World Operations Manual, The Devils Dictionary, Bobaflugen in Syril Ramaphosa, The Illuminati Papers
  • Favorite Authors: Malaclypse the Younger, Robert Anton Wilson, Ambrose Bierce, Brett Notter
  • Favorite Characters: the old man from the cave in abracadabra, Bobaflugen, Syril Ram, Legan, Sorrow, Tain, Mom, Spike, Omega, Yopo, AntiBobaflugen, Power Child (obviously), Onikami, Nott and Algol, Omega
  • Favorite Quotes: of an ancient man the tale is told that he lived to be ten centuries old in a cave in a mountain side. True he finally died, but his wisdom was known to fill the land for his head was bald and youl understand. His beard was long and white and his eyes uncommonly bright. Though he never was heard to utter a word but "abracabra, abracadab, abracada, abracad, abraca, abrac, abra, ab". Twas all he had. And each made copious notes of his mystical speach. In a meadow of commentary. et cetera... just buy the damn book. The devils dictionary. It really is great. and that was all from memory.
  • Recent Reads: Principia Discordia (again for the 3rd or 4th time (plan to read it again real soon))

Contact Info

  • AIM: brettnotter@aol.com

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, 3, World, Yoshi's Island, Half Life 1 and 2, Tetris, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Sonic Adventure, Super Smash Brothers, Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat (but street fighter 2 is wayy better), Mario Kart, Bonks adventure, Leisure Suit Larry, Monkey Island, Buster Brothers, Galaga, Wolfenstein, Zelda, SD Gundam Gachapon Senshi 3 (it's the best game ever made), Trauma Center, Age of Empires, Wario Ware (those wario ware games are all just great), Super Monkey Ball, Jet Grind Radio ((on the dreamcast)which deserves way more credit than it ever got), pitfall, rRotor or anything that that guy ever made, Guitar Hero, Dance Dance Revolution, Monopoly either in real life or over at atari.com, tron at cybermonkey.org, Kirby's adventure, Metroid, Legend of the Red Dragon
  • Consoles: NES, Atari 2600, 5200, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Turbo Graph-x 16, Nintendo 64, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance, Nintendo DS (This is just the best video game system ever made), Gamecube, Xbox (which I feel somewhat guilty in owning as I don't like Microsoft), and I guess Sega's Dreamcast is the last video game system to list that I have purchased in the past. My favorite systems are the NES, the DS, and Dreamcast. Dreamcast was really slightly ahead of its time and I get depressed thinking about what happened to it. It was a really great system. The DS is the best system ever made.
  • Favorite Characters: Mario, Kirby, Samus Aran, Ryo, Sonic, Ryu, E. Honda, Leisure Suit Larry
  • Gaming Alias: Syril Ram, I'm always Syril Ram
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: The original Mario Bros. Galaga, Galaxian, Dig Dug
  • Most Addictive: Tetris, Dr. Mario, Half Life, Monopoly, Chu Chu Rocket, Legend of the Red Dragon
  • Proudest Achievements: finding the undocumented extra lives in the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, the first time I found out about the minus world in Super Mario Bros. 1, just finishing Half Life made me feel great, in fact every moment I got further playing Half Life made me feel tremendous, finding the out of bounds area in Sonic Adventure was really cool and weird, duh, I'm stupid, the absolute proudest achievement I have ever had playing video games was when I won the video game tournament at the Otisville video store. I got a trophy and I won 2 free rentals a week for a year. Yeah. That was pretty sweet. All from playing Super Mario Bros. 3. One of my favorite games. Made by the best video game maker ever. Shigeru Miyamoto. He works for the best company in the world. Nintendo. I love them. (-D
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, 3, world and Yoshi's Island, original Metroid, SD Gundam Gachapon Senshi 3, Pokemon Red or Blue, Mike Tysons Punch Out, Contra, Guitar Hero (mainly because it has Iron Man), Street Fighter 2, Balloon Fight, Tetris, Dr. Mario, the Leisure Suit Larry Theme, Shenmue's title theme, The Skies of Arcadia Theme was so good it's practically worth purchasing the game just for the title track alone, and the list of my favorite soundtracks wouldn't be complete without Jet Grind Radio. Really Jet Grind Radio. That's where it's at. It's the best of the best. No comparison whatsoever with anything really. Super Mario Bros had I think 4 songs which where all great and all stuck in my head for many years but Jet Grind Radio's songs are so good and they are also perfect for the game. It was awesome. I wish I still had my Dreamcast. Jet Grind Radio is a very good reason to go buy a Dreamcast. At least if you can find one. And if you can find one please tell me so I can take it before you do, because I really need a new one bad. My last one broke from playing too many burnt games.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: Syril Ram, Bob, Syril Ramaphosa, Bobaflugen, Nott, Nott HyperTheory, Bob, bringer of light, Brett, Ryo, Bud, The Biggest Little Trug Fugly Mo Fo With A Fro I Know Yo, Mario, Player 1, Garth, 304, Mr. Notter, Smokes, Power Child, Role, etc...?
  • Nationality: pale
  • Religion: mine
  • Heroes: my Dad, Dad, Einstein, Mario, Superman, Power Child, Bobaflugen, O.W.Grant, Byungoo Lee, Beck, Me, Onikami, Gordon Freeman, Legan, Trevor Goodchild, Aeon Flux, Shigeru Miyamoto, whoever made the movie "Save the Green Planet", Matt and Micah Florida, Cara Florida, Tara, Kirby (both real and fake)
  • Interests: women...and uh....video games, tv shows, movies, books, autechre, beck, cults, nintendo, cheech and chong, beavis and butthead, aeon flux, revolution, drinking, smoking, gaming, ing, mario kart, super mario bros, save the green planet, damnit, witches, sorcery, forbidden, loopholes, hidden, my ds, dreams, emulation, schwa, something for nothing, something for something, unfuckable yopos, Syril Ramaphosa, Bobaflugen, fuckable yopos, joy, nirvana, inner peace, truth, air, life, water, sex, reality, alternate reality, nanotechnology, robots, space, origin of life, higher dimensions
  • Expertise: conundrums, axe grinding, shades of gray, omnidimensional and the way forward
  • Occupation: consumption. I am a consumer
  • Industry: The Schwa Corporation; CDI Industries, The Eldritch Company
  • Website: syrilram@yahoo.com