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About Me
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I'm searching for the honest book of truth. I wrote the Voynich manuscript, but I'm tight lipped. I like to walk through walls, enter parallel dimensions, and I store all of my belongings in bliss. I just made a down payment on 10 tons of flax and my pineal gland was lop sided before I read the Principia Discordia. Now I can learn more and understand less. Hail Eris and Emperor Norton. I'm a Discordian Pope, a Chaosopher, and a Sacred Keeper of the Chao. I'm wary of instructions so as not to become the instructions. I once saw the hotel walls and ceiling dripping with blood and was unfazed but I lost all of the hair on my body. I'm an authorized planet operator working under the Schwa Corporation drinking Heavenly Hill vodka until my mind runs dry.












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